Yesterday my colleague KY who advised me to exercise asked me another question recently. He asked me whether I like to eat pizza. So I told him yes.
The reason he asked me the question was because when another collegue treated us
‘goreng pisang’ (fried bananas) last week, I did not take any. The reason was also because I was coughing. (Btw, I am still coughing right now). In fact I like savoury food more than sweet food. If I go for buffet spread, I can miss out on dessert totally.
Yesterday when my colleague Nanie Enggam and I were on the way back from our lunch, I told her that KY asked me whether I like to eat pizza. Nanie told me I should have told him “Yes I like to eat pizza. Where is the pizza? I wanna eat now!” Haha
So today I wrote her a note when KY was passing by our desks. “Spinxie speaking to KY: ‘I am hungry right now. Can I have the pizza?” Nanie laughed and told me I should tell KY directly. Of course I would never do that.
At midday, true enough KY came back to the office with three Pizza Hut pizzas and two bottles of Pepsi. Nanie and I just stared at each other. We did not speak a word about the note I passed to her so there was no way KY knew what I was thinking. It was just pure coincidence. And one of my wishes that came true right before my very eyes! Hehe
When the boss saw KY holding the pizzas, he announced to everyone that there were pizzas to eat. On hearing this, the ‘dog’ (the one who recently said that he had been working like a dog) who is a very thick face person quickly went to the kitchen. On the way there when he saw only three pizzas, he had the audacity to utter ‘Where got enough?’. Luckily my boss heard what he said and told him that he was a bit too much.
My boss and some colleagues asked KY whether today is his birthday. He did not answer them and said ‘Oh, just want to make a happy occasion, that’s all’.
My boss suggested that we should each take turns to treat each other once a week. If he ever says that again, I will definitely nominate the ‘dog’ first. You see, this ‘dog’ has been in the company for more than ten years but he has never treated anyone to anything. He can even ask a colleague to buy lunch for him but when the food was placed in front of him, he had the guts to tell the person he did not have money and told the person to take home the take away chicken rice for dinner!
In fact in our books, this ‘dog’ has always been too much ie. too much eating (esp. when there are free food available) and wasting time plus passing the bulk of his work to the colleague who just resigned last month on 24 hours’ notice. He is supposed to be a senior but he is so slow in his work.
So today we gave him a new nickname ‘Works like a tortoise but eats like a tiger’. (In this case the phrase ‘slow but steady will definitely not win the race’)
There are two dozens pieces altogether in three pizzas shared among 12 people. We calculated as follows.
1. 3 people only ate 2 pieces each ie. 3 x 2 = 6
2. 2 people only ate 1.5 pieces each ie. 2 x 1.5 = 3
3. 1 person only ate 1 piece ie. 1 x 1 = 1.
The total of that was 10 pieces eaten by 6 people. The balance of 14 pieces were shared among another 6 people of which half were females.
We think that the ‘dog’ must have eaten at least 4 pieces. That is the kind of person he is. He is so damn selfish and never think of others. When it comes to food, he can gobble up anything you put in front of him at the speed of light but when it comes to work, he can just shirk his responsibility to someone else! Everyone else still had to have lunch after eating the pizza/s but he was the only one who skipped lunch.
He is so damn lazy until I suspect he must be the one who put the spoon he used to stir his hot drink into my cup filled with hot water (to get rid of the Milo stain) yesterday since I did not have time to wash it until 5.30p.m. If I can catch the culprit doing it, I will definitely shove the spoon down his throat!
When I had time to check on everyone’s birthday this afternoon, only then I found out that today is indeed KY’s birthday. He turns 50. Happy half century KY.