A friend found out my age tonight and could not accept it. Hey! I can't help it, can I? I am not someone who lies about my age. I am comfortable with how old I am, so please believe what I said. Maybe I need to show you my IC in order to convince you.
Lesson learnt: Never ASSUME anything. Always ask if you need to know something because when you ASSUME, as my former Aussie pastor said: ASSUME = ASS + U + ME, meaning when you ASSUME, you make an Ass Out of U & Me!
Another friend is about to get marry soon. But he bumped into his first love recently and discovered that she is still available. He has a major decision to make and at least one person will not be happy ever after.
Lesson learnt: Never bump into an ex. When you see him/her from far away, just duck and walk away.
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